LOL@ me arguing with a midwife! I just told her off!

Yup, my bump was "very small" and so I was booked in for an urgent u/s ("nothing to worry about," the midwife said after she'd made the phone call sat next to me) - the baby was larger than average. The next midwife told me off for being too small, so I told her bump-measuring was daft and the scan showed everything was fine.

Don't worry about bump size - the less you grow now, the less work you have to do to get your nice flat tummy back!