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    Mar 2004
    Sparta
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    Masterchef - the apocalypse episode

    It's the first series of Masterchef since the apocalypse. The stakes are high, your prize is 50 litres of diesel, a fertile heifer, 2 boxes of .22 ammunition, a scythe and some seeds.
    Your ingredients were cached by the BB brains trust in the days before the final confrontation.
    You need to cook at least 3 courses.
    What will you cook to win? There is no need to include a recipe - just name your dishes

    Your ingredients are listed below.

    Big containers of water.
    Large crocks of sauerkraut.
    Beef jerky.
    Nuts.
    Chocolate...
    Tins of tomatoes, corn, 4 bean mix
    corn chips
    Dehydrated fruit
    Oats
    Baked beans
    Dates
    Couscous
    Dehydrated peas
    Noodles
    Protein shake powder
    Cat food or Cat
    Chicken or eggs
    Rice
    Spices
    Condensed milk
    Long life milk
    Coffee.
    Wine
    A keg of cider
    Whisky
    30 bottles of tomato salsa
    mi goren noodles
    Tinned tuna and chicken
    Pasta
    Salt
    Possum jerky
    Tinned spagetti
    Goats cheese (past its use by date)
    Sough dough bread (mouldy)
    Tinned spaghetti.
    Kimchi

    ETA - rum
    Last edited by Phteven; February 18th, 2013 at 08:08 PM. : you can't eat a lamp but you can eat kimchi and PN wants rum