If you get really stuck, go to your local Thai restaurant and buy it before he gets there, put it in a big pot on your stove, to pretend you were cooking it and then serve it up all fancy. Don't forget to hide the containers
Loving that idea but now he's coming over at midday!!! I think it's so he can see me do it lol. Yanno what though??? I'm going to get him to help!

LS...I don't have a food processor or a blender