Though maybe one not for when you are suffering a certain phase of pregnancy where your pants make noises lol
LOL, never mind the boobies, this was my first thought!
How about just shredded and steamed with a smidge of butter as a side to your meat or whatever.
You can make that chinese noodle salad with regular cabbage too (doesn't have to be chinese cabbage).
Oh, and spring rolls are a fab idea, though they can be fiddly, I suppose.