Lulu mate, I swear to God I feel like I'm living in a bad soap opera. Pass me a bloody beer.

DP didn't 100% believe what DSD had forwarded him re her mom's massage services but it seemed too well-written for a 15-year-old so I did a bit of Googling and found a reference to the ad which was on craigslist ... but has recently been deleted. Very sus. If it IS true, that's just so, so wrong ... and she wonders why she doesn't get any respect from her daughter. Go figure.

And this is a woman who had her own ad agency and used to earn $150K a year. But then she ripped off a client so struggled to get more work. And didn't pay her tax for a few years and now owes the tax man $90K so "has to" work cash jobs. That woman is just her own worst enemy.