*hands Fi and tequila shot first, then a beer

Hun, its not a soap opera until its turns out your brother is actually SDDs father....if you don't have a brother it will turn out you DO have a brother and he is your twin stolen from your mother at the hospital and then she lets you know its true and she never wanted to tell you because the man you always thought was your father wasn't. Your REAL father is in fact Fred Nile.

*refills the shot glass