hahahahaa, babyluv u just reminded me of something....
a VERY long time ago, I was told by a nurse I was working with during a night shift, that a woman who was delivering her baby had a bit of hair that needed to be trimmed.......and when it was gone there was a tattoo on her pubic mound that read' KEEP THE LAWN MOWED...........now forgive me, but thats classic!
Ive got nothin', zip, zero down stairs as well...............and meand DP love it too!!!! I know what you mean about the prepubescent thingy though, takes a little gettin used too

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