We just bought a house and were celebrating in front of the fire

Him: well babe, we have achieved alot in a short time...and F....I really effing love you babe and ...
Me: SHUDDUP
Him: well we love each other a f...ing lot and....
Me: SHUT UP
Him: I'm trying to ask you to marry me!
Me: I KNOW that STUPIDHEAD, you can't have the F word in a proposal

*storms out and slams the door.
*comes back 10 mins later to..

HIM: babe - will you marry me?
Me: yeah - thought you'd never ask *snort