Mel - luckily the sales guy grabbed him and distracted him while I made myself decent. It also gave me an escape clause because the bikini looked cr*p but I felt guilty because the guy was so nice, so I said "Oh I'll come back when I don't have him". I didn't want to have to explain that the top made me look flatter than I already am (if that's possible) and the bottoms were made for a 3 year old boy