Before I go further - IK, you can legally put Oscar in a car/seat capsule in a ute - check out the VicRoads website.

Bath, I am with Simone - you wouldn't offend us - we know you
Anyways - I don't see how anything you said could be taken as offensive. IKWYM about appearances - I used to really shy off telling people I am a lawyer cause they think we are all rich snobs but in reality most lawyers aren't. The great majority are slugging away in the country and 'burbs, trying to run a business and employ people. And IKWYM about the Emmaljunga - I justify it by saying its a handmedown and mocking it's price tag (but in reality if I had to choose a pram for myself I couldn't go past it!)

I have been so virtuous today - I have ACTUALLY DONE MY "WORK" WORK! Only 6 hours to do over the weekend and I have officially caught up. It has been so sucky these past few weeks knowing I have had this "work debt" hanging over me - everything I have done lately has been procrastination to avoid it, which meant that even when I was doing something "useful" like cleaning or washing it felt wrong and like I was being slack. So much negative energy is consumed by procrastination it is amazing!!

must go and keep up the good work - I have a new lease to read and I think I'll sit down in the lounge with a cuppa and go over it before the Boy wakes up.