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  1. #1
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    Aug 2004
    Sth East Melbourne
    1,324

    Well i havent had much to say lately - and i still dont!
    Barney is tomorrow which should be fun - nikki isnt coming anymore though coz of all the move etc and the only day they can get someone to clean the carpets in the old place is tomorrow!! My other friend nikki has one of her friends coming instead though which should be good! I am so over barney at the moment though coz tori is obsessed with watching her dvds and brings you the remote while saying barney so how can you say no to that! In the mean time however i can recite the dvds from memory!

    Missy - I hope you are feeling better this arvo, i have had a few friends go through the ivf treatment and its so no fun! I hope it all works out for you nice and soon and easily though.

    Kristie - good to see you are getting some sleep finally - is he sleeping during the day now, not snacking so much?

    BEtte go, the little one is yelling for me

  2. #2
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    Aug 2004
    Sth East Melbourne
    1,324

    I just had this sent to me by my sister and was thinking we can all related to parts of , if not all of this email!

    Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women
    Pregnancy Q &A &more!

    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.

    Q: I'm two months pregnant now When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
    A: Childbirth.

    Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
    A: So what's your question?

    Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

    Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
    A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

    Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    A: Yes, pregnancy.

    Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

    Q: Our baby was born last week When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in college.

    "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
    10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

    1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
    2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
    3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
    4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
    5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
    6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
    7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
    8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
    9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
    10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..

    TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
    10. Cats' facial expressions.
    9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
    8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
    7. Fat clothes.
    6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
    5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
    4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
    3. Eyelash curlers.
    2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

    AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand :

    1. OTHER WOMEN