Ahhh... Ness. See the secret to not needing to dust is to live with a minimalist interior! Aside from Xanders' toys, I've only got a few surfaces that I need to wipe over occasionally (2 coffee tables, TV bench, dining table) - but I do have a massive tiled area that always seems to need mopping.
I don't mind housework to be honest. I'm too damn domesticated I swear.

Caddie - Hope all goes well. Poor you with no food!