Sorry MD, most of those names are too out there for us. DH really liked Lily but my cousin just used it for her new baby. I quite like Maia, but W's nickname for A is Mia.

G, Jessica is nice, but the last time I saw my cousin Jessica was the evening after my nana's funeral and she was super speedy, obviously on a P high, she is only 18 or 19 and her teeth are all rotted out...

When do I swap from being p1ssed off with no contact and start getting worried? DH hasn't made contact since Saturday. I am pretty sure there are internet cafes and phones in China? I think his ipod has probably run out of batteries and he is too stupid to think of any alternatives. What a d1ck head.