When they go quiet.....

[MrsFabuloso]

I have so many...makes me sounds like a terrible parent! Although it's usually done while I was bf'ing or putting a baby into bed. And I remember them so well, cause I have written alot of it down in their baby books!

DD has-
Painted herself in sudocreme
Painted her brother in sudocreme
Drawn on her bed, carpet and walls in permanent texta
Put a whole packet of new toilet rolls into the loo and flushed it
Emptied out several packs of food onto the floor
'Washed' her shoes int he bathroom sink
Gone into the rain to play
Cut DS1's hair

DS1 has-

Drawn on the carpet with texta in a line from our lounge room, down the hallway and to the front room
Opened the wood fire (not on!!) and throw ash all over the lounge room
Emptied an almost-full kitchen bin
Thrown three baskets full of folded ready to pack away clothes all over the spare room floor
Eaten almost a whole tube of kids toothpaste
Gone out into the mud just after a rain storm and tracked mud from front door to back
Drawn on the dining chairs


DS2 has-

Gotten onto the dining table while I ran a bath and thrown the dinner food scraps onto the floor
Thrown folded washing everywhere like his brother used to
Drawn on the wall (thankfully with a kids washable texta!)
Gotten into the kitchen and dropped two jars of food on the floor and smashed them
Played in the toilet if the big kids don't shut the door after they go to the loo
Pooped on the carpet during nappy free time, more than once. I have finally learnt my lesson.....

All of them have emptied packs of wipes and boxes of tissues and nappies.