What HASN'T my child done should be the question...

- Eating Mylanta, Rennies and other antacids out of mummy's bag and when caught, munching "nummy" with a very disgusted look on her face!

- Putting the cats food in his water (we have now blocked that end of the house off)

- Grabbing the phone, hitting speed dial and having lovely one sided chats with my mums answering machine... "hewwo nanny, ok byeeeee"

- Pulling mail off our bench and opening them for us, even mail for the owners.....

- Tearing apart junk mail before i've had a chance to read *tear*

- Destroying loaves of bread

- Jamming bread into the xbox

- Eating and painting with curash cream and covering her chest of drawers, the baby's cot and herself in it after being alone for not even 5 minutes

- Emptying half a box of washing powder and pushing it down the drain in the laundry, then when caught covering the drain with the box and hollering "Noooooooo!" so i wouldnt see

- Opened DP's cousins suitcase, eating a dvd box, opening the box of her new camera and taking 20-30 photos and about 10 videos all in the space of 10 minutes. Done very quietly as we were in the next room and didnt hear a thing.........

- Got into my make up drawer, emptied my foundation and eye shadows and whatever else all over the floor.

- Breaking DP's big crystal wine glass worth over $200, destroyed his signed stubby holder by Peter Brock.. that made for a very cranky daddy that night..

- Jamming toilet paper down the toilet..

- Pulling clothes off the clothes rack that were meant to be drying and covering them in chocolate..


The list goes on and on...