Three Tom Cats

Not last night but the night before
Three tom cats came knocking at the door
I opened the door
and I let them in
they knocked me down
with a rolling pin
one had a bugle, one had a drum
and one had a pancake stuck to his bum!

She fell into the bathtub (substitute he as required)

She fell into the bathtub
she fell into the sink
she fell into the rasperry jam
and came out pink

We put her in the backyard
And left her in the rain
by half past supper time
It washed her clean again