Where is the most inappropriate place you could birth....

**BlackRose** · May 26th, 2012, 03:33 PM

At the gym...

On a treadmill...

While still walking...

Facing a glass window looking out into a street full of people...

All with their phone cameras out and pointed at you!!

Hehe

**Rosey** · May 26th, 2012, 04:24 PM

At a bucks night!?

**Amity** · May 26th, 2012, 05:47 PM

In the witness box. Or while cross examining someone.

**zig** · May 26th, 2012, 06:24 PM

While giving a press conference. You'll be sure to get loads of birth photos.

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**Dansta** · May 27th, 2012, 11:23 AM

middle of a night club floor while "rolling in the deep" is playing.

**Traveller** · May 27th, 2012, 12:47 PM

During a public procession whilst disguised as a man and being celebrated as Pope

**Ca Plane Pour Moi** · May 28th, 2012, 06:06 AM

See, to me all of your suggestions are appropriate and fine. It is birthing a child, not having sex, after all. And you don't have to be naked to do it - tbh, if I took off my pants, I could birth in the dress I'm wearing and some people wouldn't be aware until the baby appeared.

I think the most inappropriate place for Stormy to be born would be in a hospital.

**Phteven** · May 28th, 2012, 08:24 AM

lol, I was wondering how long it would take

**PumpkinZulu** · May 28th, 2012, 08:31 AM

lol, I was wondering how long it would take

Same. Obviously birth is normal and natural blah blah, this is just in good humour I thought

**peanutter** · May 28th, 2012, 09:22 AM

lol, I was wondering how long it would take

^^ yeah that.

**HotI** · May 28th, 2012, 09:26 AM

i was thinking the same as TFB

The question did ask 'the most inappropriate place you could birth'.

Actually even more inappropriate would be in a vehicle on the way to hospital because i should never have left home.