Attention: TTC'ers looking for a laugh! tee hee....

[Shanti]

OMG OMG..... I have a great one!!!

* You analyse your symptoms ie headaches, nausea, sore BBs etc and then you stop and realise 'hang on, I haven't even ovulated YET!!!" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

(i do this) tee hee

[lilcosmo]

OMG Ren, what a scream!! Well done for giving us all a laugh.

You get worried every time you cough or sneeze during the tww due to an irrational fear that it might make your "maybe" baby fall out... (or maybe that's just me?! LOL!)

Krystie - LOL I thought i was the only one who worried about that!!

[Shanti]

haha girls I 2nd that!!!! I also worry about that how funny... and if i blow my nose too hard!!! HAHAHAHA

[lilcosmo]

Ooooooh I just thought of one!!! Only coz i was just doing it

'Reverse Phychology' - You start telling yourself you are 'not' pregnant in the hope that it will turn out you are! Oh wont i be surprised when i find out that i AM actually pregnant

[Heaven]

rofl, the coughing in the TWW one, I thought it was just me!! What if it was trying to implant and I disturbed it!!! ROFL.

[TreeTops]

All so true!

Today's activity is opening up FF every half hour or so in the hope that it will suddenly tell me I'm pregnant!

Oh, and I went shopping on my lunch break and bought a non-maternity top, which looks like a maternity top, because I've told myself I can't buy any clothes because I might get pregnant and not fit into them.

[Diamond Girl]

Yes, I must be TTC because Im going through these right now. And just for the record, I have actually done a HPT when I had AF (over 2 yrs ago), just to be sure. LOL.

You know you are TTC when:

1. Your DH just *sighs* when he another Lullaby Conceptions parcel arrives, because he knows the box contains yet more HPTs.
2. You examine the HPT with magnifiying lense just to make sure your test is really negative.
3. Just about every one around you is pg, except you.

[{sarah}]

Ren, we love your idea so much we're making you a sticky

What I might do as well is add all the ideas into your original post so we have a nice list going.

Feel free to keep adding guys

[Lea F]

This one applies to ppl on Fertility Treatment....in order to get pregnant to have cannot have sex or if you do you must use a condom...

[JeepsterQT]

thanks for posting these girls...too funny!

[Bengal]

I was sitting on the loo the other day and thought "hmm I must remember to only buy plain white toilet paper, it will make it much easier to see an implantation bleed"

[Mum of 1]

You know your TTC when

at the start of every cycle you count 40 weeks ahead to see what your due date would be

[Ahurani]

You know your TTC when

at the start of every cycle you count 40 weeks ahead to see what your due date would be

thats so true

[Beth-n-Sara]

What a great thread, Just had to add:
You know your TTC when; your dog gets pregnant and you have a mini tantrum about her ability to get knocked up when you can't. Then you spend your spare time rubbing her back and massaging her nipples 'to help her out with breast feeding' Then when she is having her puppies you stay up all night with her. And feel secretly jealous.

You know your partner is committed to TTC when every time you go to the pub, you get designated the sober driver "you know, so you can practice for when your pregnant"

[helle]

I know I'm not TTC now, but just wanted to add one of mine

You know when your TTC when you see number plates such as BFP005 on cars and take it as a *sign*

[Tree]

hahahahhah!!! love it!

How about when AF arrives you spend the day in bed, not because your in pain or feel sick, because you feel sorry for yourself and spend the day dreaming about how next month will be "the" month!

Well I know I do that n e ways!!

Beth-n-sarah, I did the exact same thing. I cracked a huge hissy fit and told DH "it's not fair! why can she get pregnant!!!!" He had a bit of a giggle at me!!!

[PumpkinZulu]

Hahaha this thread is so funny, I just had to post!

You know you're TTC when you start taking HPTs from the first day of your cycle to your last, and are convinced that every twinge and pain is a sign. Ahhh I've spent soooo much money on HPTs

Oh, and you know you're TTC when you're thinking and planning TTC so much that you forget to eat...and convince yourself it's morning sicknes!! Done that a lot lol.

Or when (maybe TMI) you've finished making your partner happy with your hand, and when he's not looking, put all the good stuff back inside...hahaha.

And you know you're TTC when you take a HPT, get a BFN, but stare at it for the next hour, put it in the bin, look at it later, and still get all excited to see an evap. line (yes I've done this :S)

[lozzy_mac]

i was watching cook and the chef yesterday and did a double take when they were talking about eggwhite lol

and then i grossed myself out realising that chicken egg whites kinda actually are the chicken's CM!!! ewwww. thankfully I have never eaten eggwhite