HA! This is me! I keep buying clothes I think will fit me when I am pregant too! I have also only been shopping at the sales on maternity wear, thinking I might need them shortly. How embarrassing! I am so hopeless!

* You don't buy any new clothes because you're going to be pregnant soon & they won't fit.

* You buy clothes only that can double as maternity clothes, baby doll tops, longer styles etc.

* When O refers to ovulation not orgasm!

* It's quite normal buy both HPTs and tampons at the same time.

* You make a mental note of what day of your cycle it is before you say "ok" to a drink.