* You don't buy any new clothes because you're going to be pregnant soon & they won't fit.

* You buy clothes only that can double as maternity clothes, baby doll tops, longer styles etc.

* When O refers to ovulation not orgasm!

* It's quite normal buy both HPTs and tampons at the same time.

* You make a mental note of what day of your cycle it is before you say "ok" to a drink.