Attention: TTC'ers looking for a laugh! tee hee....

[Elyse84]

You know DP is commited to TTC when instead of asking you how was your day its - "so what was your cervical mucas like today honey?"

You know your TTC when you have just had a BFN HTP and put it in the bin. Then 10 minutes later you race back pull it out of the bin in hopes that it may have changed and you really didnt wait long enough. (As if staring at it for 30 minutes looking for a second line wasnt long enough) But you never know - you may have missed it!!

[haleyscomet]

I just had to say this was a MUCH needed laugh when I did read it the other day (I didnt have a chance to respond at the time).

I wanted to add another too...

Knowing that AF not referring to a person or their nickname.

DP got all riled up because he thought AF (a persons name) wasnt coming over the other day because AF had his fishing gear which he needed that night lol.

So his AF did arrive and mine did not lol. Makes me think I wonder how many other people I have used AF around and they didnt get what I meant at the time lol.

[misty]

thought I would add,

- buying opks and hpt's in bulk.
- getting a BFN ten days in a row, but still testing again the next day anyway.
- using a hpt at the end of af, just in case it wasn't a real af
- rereading posts from over a year ago, in the hopes you might find something 'new'.
- visiting EVERY forum you can possibly find online about TTC, even the really crappy ones (they are all pretty crappy in comparision to BB)
- carrying opk's in your purse.

[Elyse84]

I have another in the spirit of Mistys using a HPT at the end of Af just in case!

Using an OPK 9DPO, just to satisfy the urge to pee on something!!!!

Lol - yes i have an addiction to POAS!

[~Aveta~]

i just have to add...compulsively googling "ultra sensitive HPT"s" in the hope you can find one that will work at 7 DPO

rushing to the shopping centre loo to test because you can't wait till you get home..yes, i really did that. sad, aren't i? (she blushes furiously!)

[Bengal]

Using a POAS one day after ovulation even though you know there is no possible way it could be positive, you just never know - " i could be a freak of nature and be the first woman on BB to show a BFP one day after conception" - after all, those cheapie ebay tests only take a day to be delivered, and they are so cheap !!!

Your diary is full of notes like BD and CM and you forget to pay your bills/send birthday cards etc because you are so busy counting how many days till implantation/symptoms etc

[Possums]

Oh ladies, thanks for the laughs and for reminding me I am not the only crazy obsessive one around here
I have just finished glaring at pregnant women in the shops on my lunchbreak, while inbetween staring for way too long at other people's babies!

[TeniBear]

rushing to the shopping centre loo to test because you can't wait till you get home..yes, i really did that. sad, aren't i? (she blushes furiously!)

I wasn't even TTC, but all the HPTs I have done were done at the shopping centre (except the one that ended up a BFP - bit strange...)

[blessedatlast]

You know your TTC when...

You buy an over the counter medicine at the chemist and the assistant asks "Are you pregnant?" You smile and say "Don't think so" then walk away muttering under your breath Thanks for reminding me Or maybe thats just me????