ROFL, ok I have a funny one from last night.

*You lie down for as long as you can after DTD to let the little guys get a chance but if 'so you think you can dance' is on you have to get DH to carry you out to the lounge to lie so you can watch it, reminding him as he's carrying you to "keep my bum in the air" hahahahahaha.
OH NO!!!!!!!!

I would like to add -
- after dtd you lay with your feet up on the bedroom wall and notice the cobwebs in the corner of the walls / ceiling,
- after dtd you lay with your feet up on the bedroom wall and notice the eiling is dropping, so the next day DH repairs the ceiling
- you won't eat anyhting a day old in the fridge...just in case it causes your baby, (the one you have no idea you have even conceived yet) to have three eyes, green skin anda scaley tail,
- when ttc you drink so much water you worry the pressure of your bladder on your uterus might harm the baby, the same baby from above remark!

xxxx