Well, it's male, of course it won't ask directions LOL.
ROFL Ryn!

Dhea Try different positions to see which gives you the least leakage. That's what DH and I did and found that him taking me from behind (Sorry if TMI) worked best for us - in fact we had no leakage that way! But I knew in any other position there would be major leakage so I would lie very still (yes, DH used to laugh his head off at me) for about half an hour then make a dash to the bathroom to "clean up". Apparently you just need to give them 10 minutes to make there way to the goal post. The pillow under the bottom is also a common and popular method of trying to tame those ! Good luck with it all!

MG