To be perfectly honest, it won't matter WHAT you do after bding. If those swimmers are going to go where they're meant to, by the time you've even thought about what to do with your backside, they'll be well on their way.

Remember that the average ejaculate is only a matter of a couple of teaspoons of fluid. It only seems a lot when you're laying in the wet spot afterwards!

My January BFP cycle was LITERALLY a "grab it on the run" experience. DH and I weren't living together and the majority of our bding were *quickies* standing up in the bathroom so that the kids wouldn't catch us. It still did the trick!