Great work Lulu - see after being on your therapy couch for an hour, I'm cured.

This approach works. I will just treat her as the dill she is (DP's ex, not Miss Lulu).

Question 3

An ideal, loving way to greet your Size 8-10, teenage daughter off the plane when you haven't seen her for 12 months is to:

1. Tell her she looks a little chunky
2. Ask her if she wants you to get some Proactive skin treatment as she has obviously run out
3. Ask her if she wants Maccas for lunch