omg they would have to carry me out on a stretcher if I farted infront of a class. What is the lady or man farted infront of me and it stunk, I woud not be able to shut my mouth from telling them they smell like a dead rat!

My daughters best friends nanna is a yoga instructor and keeps asking me to join as it is good for the physical and the spirit. I wanted to till I found out that some bottoms play tunes in the classes, and being my luck it would be my bum that plays the loudest tune.


I might start of at home, where do I get a dvd on yoga and can you learn from watching a dvd?