"But I only want thaaat onnnnnnnnnnnne" (that is in the wash/thrown out/unavailable)
"muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum, I'll miss you if you don't stay" (with me every single second of the day)
"I need heeeeeeeeeelp" (because my body is jelly and I can only lay in a pile on the floor....)

No help, but living through it too

I think my only birthday wish this year is for that kid to put his blo0dy socks on without a fight! They are only socks! Just put the damn things on!