Are you still breastfeeding??? !) Yes, its because I'm lazy. 2) Yes, aren't you? 3) Why wouldn't I be?

They sleep in your bed? 1) Yes, I love it, kids are so toasty and warm 2) Yes, I can't be bothered getting up when its cold, I'm lazy.

I like to look very puzzled when people ask me these questions and I like to ask the questions back at them so they are the ones explaining why they need to question me. Usually not much of a response though, stuff along the lines of 'oh well you dont see that often' (or some such crap). Then I usually say 'well you musnt know many people then! Everyone I know *insert issue here* does too....