all the cool kids have comfy uterii. (is that the plural of uterus?)
That's what I'd say. Which doesn't really help.

I've seen a couple of mentions of Birth Photographers. I have to say the thought occurred to me because I never got any photos in my other births, but I am worried about too many people there.
With my last birth (my homebirth) I actually got in the shower and was all alone. It wasn't a conscious decision, but boy was it nice.