Geez, bring on mastitis!! I dont' get scheduling, either. It seems so 'logical' for the first nano-second, then it really just isn't! How would you feel if you were at work and your boss said 'no more lunchtime, wait till you get home, you aren't hungry enough and it's not convenient for me'...why is it so different for a baby whose main instinct for so many months is survival? Argh!
I'm typing this whilst attached to a breast pump and the boy is asleep...how did I get engorged this time? I demand-feed, dammit, whhhhyyyyyyyyyy????
Ooooh, and I like the cheeky '18 months or so' bit...will try that next time!