I'm honestly the worst. I joke about everything. But in my defence, I make fun of myself as much. My favourite line for a while was that I am the prototype for 'Asian Tattoo Barbie' and just as plastic. And you could pre-order me for Christmas 2012.

I am from all sorts of minority, and I've been raped, abused, married multiple times, had plastic surgery, been tattooed, pierced, been heavy, been thin - and I joke about it all, and more. I know I can be irreverent, and that's my nature. I take the **** out of everything.

But if my jokes are taken in a way that I did not intend, I'm also the first to apologise. I have terrible foot in mouth disease but I like to think I'm mature enough to say I'm sorry, and quickly, if I've hurt someone unintentionally. Like my mum used to say, a joke is a joke, but a poke in the eye is not funny.

To my credit though, I think I'm unconsciously fairly diplomatic most times, and don't often cause offence (unless I meant to, that is )

I also have the worst language in the world, and swear like a fishwife. And I use the c word if it applies. I wouldn't call the person a vagina, coz that's actually quite a nice thing, but I am happy to reserve the c word for people who absolutely deserve it as opposed to using it as a name for my genitalia, just quietly.