You and the loo.

[sushee]

Do you use them? Yes, I'm at work for up to 12 hours sometimes. If I didn't go, I'd burst.

Do you #2 in them? Nope. I will feign illness and go home then do that.

Do you *cough* break wind in them? Again nope. If I have to, I will walk somewhere where there isn't anyone around. Stairwell, for example

Do you look under the stalls to see whose shoes are in there? Eew, no!

Do you talk to people while in there? Only if it's someone I know well. Otherwise it's a curt nod and pained smile.

If you're talking to someone when you go in, do you continue the conversation? Nope, plenty of time once we're out. This is not however the case with girlfriends in clubs etc

Do you change the roll if they're empty? Nope, there is usually a second roll. If there isn't, I leave and find a stall with a sufficient roll in it. And yes it means I check the roll before I do anything else.

Do you change the roll if they're *almost* empty? Nooooo

Do you change the roll so that the paper goes *over* and not *under*? (spot the Type A ... spot her!) No, but I do at home. And sometimes are friend's houses.


Do you use your phone while in there? This may be linked to the #2 question above ... No. Unless it's Rouge on the other end. She's heard me peeing before.

Are you constantly dismayed by the fact that people you work with have lower standards than you in terms of hygiene and adequacy of flushing? YES!!!!!!!