Do you use them? Yes.

Do you #2 in them? Not if I can help it but sometimes there is no other option.

Do you *cough* break wind in them? Yes. Sometimes farts will not take no for an answer and I would rather fart in the loo.

Do you look under the stalls to see whose shoes are in there? No.

Do you talk to people while in there? Not if I can help it.

If you're talking to someone when you go in, do you continue the conversation? I really try not to go to the loo with other people. I don't get the moral support to go to the loo thing.

Do you change the roll if they're empty? The depends on the location and the availability of rolls.

Do you change the roll if they're *almost* empty? No.

Do you change the roll so that the paper goes *over* and not *under*? (spot the Type A ... spot her!) No. That is weird and creepy and I don't care. I might have swapped it over on occasion just to irritate people who do care.

Do you use your phone while in there? This may be linked to the #2 question above ... No. Gross. I put my mouth next to the phone to talk on it.

Are you constantly dismayed by the fact that people you work with have lower standards than you in terms of hygiene and adequacy of flushing? I live with a 7 year old self-proclaimed water warrior. I am accustomed to low standards of flushing.