Do you use them? yes

Do you #2 in them? only if REALLY desperate and if NOONE is in there

Do you *cough* break wind in them? i never do anyway

Do you look under the stalls to see whose shoes are in there? no! that's strange

Do you talk to people while in there? not while sitting on the loo, but washing my hands etc yes

If you're talking to someone when you go in, do you continue the conversation? not in the loo

Do you change the roll if they're empty? yes

Do you change the roll if they're *almost* empty? nope

Do you change the roll so that the paper goes *over* and not *under*? nope

Do you use your phone while in there? This may be linked to the #2 question above ... yep, usually check BB and FB

Are you constantly dismayed by the fact that people you work with have lower standards than you in terms of hygiene and adequacy of flushing? yes