Oh . I so glad I jumped in here. A good bellybelly laugh was just what I needed. Keen, you have such a great way of expressing yourself.
What about putting on a nice bright white dress or pair of pants? Bound to work.
Or camp out in the bush for the night where there are no loos. That usually works too. I have a story which might offend some - I hope not. We went camping in the middle of woop-woop once, no loos, showers anything. The loo was a shovel way in the middle of the bush. I wasn't real good with the shovel. It happened to be that time of the month for me. Instead of burying a tampon one day (and this is the b-a-d bit) I decided to throw it as far as I could into the middle of the bush. Of course, I threw it too high and it got stuck on a branch up a tree. Then a couple of bushwalkers came along. Groan, I'm embarrassed just thinking about that.
Oops, too long again.
Hope she gets there soon.
Sue