Extremely embarrassing TMI question...about my bum.

[PumpkinZulu]

hmmmm I would go get it checked. It sounds like either it is hemoroids that have popped into it or there is something weird going on. Chances are though I bet its Hemoroids.
Not that I am actually going to suggest you do do this. BUT you know I would be very tempted to see if you can gently push back the hard lumpy bits & see if they go back in?

Rofl I tried that in the shower. They went in but have come back!

Bah so is it just a cream I need for roids? Don't need to run to the ED, arms flailing? I just got so freaked out that my innocent little bum-tag has become so hug and painful.

DF calls it my Bum Clit In case you all werent LOLing at me enough already

ETA thanks for all the info!!! I try not to strain, one of the first things I was told (by Rouge hehe) when I fell was don't push, breathe the poo's out. Seems to work well I'm more embarrassed over my bum-tag lol!