PZ, I started giggling before I got to read what it was about!! You're so gorgeous .... I got roids when I was pg with Elijah... pain in the butt... pun intended lol... but seriously... I feel your embarrassment! Roid cream you can get over the counter at the chemist, I made DH do it for me . However, if it's not that then it's not going to help so I would probably ask your GP or even your middie might be able to help? Oh and PMSL @ bum clit... now that did make me crack up!

Arcadia... for real?? lol that's just plain weird! Never heard that before.. lol