I have to say I have now experienced all of the things that have been mentioned in this thread! LOL
Jacob is guilty of all of the following:
~ Crocodile death roll
~ Pooey willy grab
~ Consuming a barkers egg
~ Pelvic thrusts
~ Lifting his legs, pushing with his feet and propelling himself along the floor (or wherever he is being changed). An alternative to this is putting his feet on me and using me as leverage to propell himself even further!
~ Sliding around once the clean nappy is under him so he mucks up the positioning of the nappy.
*phew*
So there you go, Jacob does all of the things that have been mentioned here!!! Oh dear......
Yvette - I totally hear where you're coming from WRT having to battle to hold onto the ankles with one hand (whilst also trying to prevent the obligatory crocodile death roll, pelvic thrust or propelling action) whilst trying to guess the required number of wipes, clean the mess up (whilst trying to prevent the pooey willy grab or any barkers eggs being snaffled), get the fresh nappy into position before the squirming to muck the new nappy up begins..............ROFLMAO!!! It's also the same with Jacob in terms of distracting him - any toys you give him are generally not good enough.......he would much prefer the jar of botty butter or bepanthen to gnaw on.......
Aaaah.......I'm glad I got that out! You've got to laugh haven't you!!!
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