Oh Josh, far out, what a stressful situation!

Surely she's not pregnant, but maybe she has really convinced herself that she is.

If she missed a period in March (I think that's what you have said) then you would think that even a doctors wee test would show a good strong positive. If you guys haven't been DTD since March then I bet she has been off with other fellas trying to get UTD.

Hope you're able to sort this out soon.