okay...I have some...
when I was about 3, my grandma asked me if i'd like a little brother or sister. I turned around, hands on my hips and said: "I'm mummy's little girl, mummy's big girl and mummy's baby. We are not having anymore children!"

another beauty when my uncle had told me he was taking me to the zoo tomorrow. Well, tomorrow came and no zoo. so I turned around and said " but yesterday you said today was tomorrow"