My gosh i have plenty!
~My friends and i would draw pictures and sit on my driveway and try and sell them to passer by's...we would also occasionally knock on ppls doors and sell them to people. We sold quite a few actually
~When i was really little, we were staying at my grandparents place, and i ran into my grandparents room the one morning, and proceeded to tell my grandmother and parents "Grandpa is a boy because he has a willy!"
~My brother asked my otehr Gran if she had a baby in her tummy. She got really upset by this because she is overweight.
~I stuck a screw up my nose, and about 2 or so weeks later, fell forward in my chair and out it came to my parents horror!
~I got asked by my parents what id like for a pet..and i insisted on getting a baby elephant..to which they said no..i chucked a HUGE tantrum for days coz i REALLY wanted a baby elephant.
~When i was really really young, my parents had put me to bed, and both went to watch TV before they went to bed, but little old me wanders out and sits down, when my parents asked me what was wrong i replied with 'Nothing, i just want to see what you do when we go to bed'

Oh im sure there are heaps more but i cant think lol.