This one is a classic. I still cannot forget it. I have told everyone and everyone laughs at the story.

I was in the toilet one day (yes, i do that often and not just on that particular day!) doing what we normally do and got up to clean myself when Devrim (at the time probably 3 years old) barges in through the toilet door all exicted to tell me something when he all of a sudden he goes ghastly white with his mouth wide open and says all shocked "Mummy, yours has a beard".

You had to see the shock on his face. I think that has scarred him for life.