Liebling: Mmm, lunch. Mmm, chicken.
Good he has his food chain sorted already I suppose.
LOL that one's classic
DD's daycare centre had one of those baby animal farm things come a few weeks ago... we were in the pen, patting the cow and sheep and goats and chasing the piglets, and one of those fluffy chickens walked past... I pointed at it and said to DD, 'Look, bubba, it's a chooken!' and she started rubbing her belly and saying, 'Yummy, yum-yum!' like she does when I put chicken in front of her
I don't think she understood the connection, but I nearly fell over myself laughing



I thought of another good one the other day, courtesy of my brother. When we were kids, we were out somewhere with mum and dad when they ran into some friends. One of the friends pointed at my brother and said to Dad, 'Oh you can't half tell he's yours,' and Dad replied (jokingly, obviously), 'Nah, he's not mine!'
Nobody noticed that my brother was very quiet and withdrawn for the next few days, until he climbed into Dad's lap one evening, looked up at him with that puppy-dog face, and said, 'You *are* my dad, aren't you Dad?'
We still fall about laughing every time the story gets brought up... to think that he was wondering for three days about whether his beloved Dad really *was* his dad... and how cute when he asked hahaha Sometimes we just don't give kids enough credit for knowing what's going on around them lol!