Funny things kids say & do

[Mother Goose]

Dd was watching DH have a shower the other morning and piped up with (in a very serious voice);

DD: "Daddy - you don't have vagina... you have TAIL!"
DH: "Oh? What does DD have?"
DD: (proudly) "Vagina"
DH: "Oh? What does Mummy have?"
DD: (even prouder) "BOOBIES!!!!!!!!"

[Turkish Delight]

That is so funny MG.

I went to the gym on the weekend and come home to find DH in bed playing PSP, DS in the kitchen and DD asleep in her room. I tell DS that i will take a shower and be out in a few minutes.

DH gets up from bed and tells to that we should have a quickie, i tell him no and head into the ensuite, where he picks me up and throws me on the bed. I'm there on the bed telling him "Don't, i don't want to, don't stop it" etc..

I leave the bedroom and DS asks me if i had a shower or not and i tell him that i didn't and that i just went to the toilet instead.

He answers back.. "Oh, i thought you just took your clothes off and jumped into bed with daddy because you were telling him 'ohhh don't, don't'" (he said this in a girly voice).

I was really embarrased.

[smiles4u]

My DD recently turned 3 has been telling me lately we are " Breast Friends " ... errr which she means of course best friends

[BeautifulMadness]

MY DS who is 2 and half....told me while in hossy, He is going to be my Duck-tor. ( he means doctor)

[~Serenity~]

my 2.5 yr old dd squeezed my boobs today and asked if my boobs would do wees on her face lol

[Patooties]

I gave my youngest dd a kiss this morning (we'd just woken up) and she pointed to my mouth and said "gukky' " ( i guess she'd prefer i brush my teeth next time )
That's why i never get how, in movies, they can have passionate kissing scenes first thing in the morning. Hello people!! Morning Breath!!!