Funny #1

I was using a sewing needle, trying to get a splinter out of DH foot yesterday and couldn't get at it. I asked DD(4yo) this-

Me, 'Lily do you know what tweezers are?'
Lil, 'Yep'
Me, 'Do you know where they are? Can you get them?'
Lil, 'Yep'

She toddles off to get the tweezers for me. She returns with her arms full of toys.

Lil, 'Mummeee, here's the toysers for you, I got lots!'


Funny #2

DS1 often calls me and just says 'I here', jsut kinda checking in with me, this morning this is what he said....

Liam (tapping my arm), 'Muumm...?'
Me, 'Yes Li?'
Liam, 'I right here'
Me (looking at him), 'Ok Liam'
Liam, 'Just scratching my bum and doodle....