Funny things kids say & do

[Santosha]

Oh I love this thread. Always makes me giggle. A few from recently.

DD: shhh... What was that?
Me: not sure. I didn't hear anything.
DD: I think it was a burp! I thing Daddy must be home!
Me: no, Daddy's at work. Maybe it was DS.
DD: (very thoughtfully) no, it sounded like a man-burp. I think Daddy is home!


DD: Mummy, if I drink my water really, really fast and I have a cut in m finger, will the water come squirting out my finger?


DD: Come on DS (14months), come in here. We're getting married and you have to be my husband.... (DS oblivious and ignoring her) .... Come onnnnnnn. DS, COME IN HERE!! MUUUUUMMM, MY HUSBAND WON'T COME TO MY WEDDING!

And... more cute than funny, but it's still making me smile...
Mummy, see these flat bits here? When I grow up they'll get bigger and I'll have boobies. And then I can give DS my boobie milk. (oh so sweet, but I don't thing there will ever be a time when I can tell her about that and she won't just be grossed out by the idea of breastfeeding her brother!!)

[~TT40~]

pmsl @ "my husband won't come to my wedding"

[Three Graces]

When toilet training DS1, he farted and then asked 'what's that poo noise'? My sister said that it's a pretty good descriptor for farts!

[Calluna]

Told DS that we had to go to the shops and get washing powder and he replied with "and dryer powder too?"