Not really funny but I got a BFP on a HPT yesterday, haven't told a soul other than DH (and on here where no-one knows me).
We were visiting a friend who is getting married next year and DH and I got married 2 weeks ago. My DS (who is 4) has been saying since the wedding he is going to marry me. So while at this friends house, to show her the cuteness, I ask who DS is going to marry when he grows up, his response this time "squirt" so I ask him who squirt is... "The baby in your belly now"... I had to try not to let out my news and cover up by saying "oh, really? If you say so"..

Kids intuition???