Funny things kids say & do

[OceanPrincess]

Tonight. We'd put the kids down. Several times. Heard little feet running up and down the corridor. Sent DH to check it out. Next thing I know Spider-Man appeared in the lounge room. DS1 had helped DD into his Spider-Man dress up. While they were supposed to be sleeping.

[~TT40~]

Lmao. Spock is such a little character.
I just got out of the shower and ws naked drying myself in the bedroom and sh came in to 'check I was doing it right' *rolls eyes* but about 30sec later Spock walks it with the cheekiest grin nd yells "BUSTED"

[~TT40~]

Lmao. Spock is such a little character.
I just got out of the shower and ws naked drying myself in the bedroom and dh came in to 'check I was doing it right' *rolls eyes* but about 30sec later Spock walks it with the cheekiest grin nd yells "BUSTED"

[Ca Plane Pour Moi]

Loving these. Here's a stream of conciousness from Liebling over a 9v battery - I did interject with "it's the old smoke alarm battery" several times:

Mama, what's that? It looks like it should be a battery, but it's the wrong shape. Batteries are round and this is square. It's just the wrong shape, you can never get square batteries. I've never seen anything like that before, it just can't be a battery. It's not the right shape. It's square and you can't have square batteries. I just don't know what it is.

[Miss.B]

We were driving one day and I had my window down, my hair was blowing in the wind. My DS says, 'mum, can you close the window please?' I said 'why?', he says 'because your hair will fall off.

[GuardianAngel]

so cute!

[Calluna]

I: "I have a bellybutton"
Me: "What happens if you push it?"
I: *blank stare*
Me: "Its a button, if you push it shouldnt it do something?"
I: *pushes bellybutton*
"It doesnt make a noise..."
Me: "Oh.. whynot?"
I: "I think the batteries must be flat"

[Swamp princess]

DS10 followed me around in the shops today talking in a Scottish accent. Every time he spoke I had to laugh. He was so spot on.
We don't even know any scots.
He did stop when I told him haggis for dinner.

[Mum2SweetCs]

I was breastfeeding dd2 in a room in my inlaws when her little cousin comes in and sees me.

In shock horror she yelps "oh no dd2 is eating your boobies!!!"

[HotI]

"i have to write a card for Catherine (kinder teacher) cos she has two sons. one of them is called Emma." 3.5 yy dd

[Kazzo]

The flying butter, DD1 just saw your Avi and asked if she could have an orange Barbie just like that.

Last night I asked DD1 if she wanted some milk before bed to which she replied. 'Yes please, but just a small goats size tonight'. I have no idea where she gets here measuring instruments from.

[peanutter]

DS1: "DS2, you are little. CONTACT!!"

[JLeigh29]

DS complained of a tummy ache when he got up. I said maybe he needed to go to the toilet as that sometimes helps.
DS: No, I already did a big fluffy and that didn't help at all.

[~TT40~]

Pmsl...dh and I have just finished laughing our bums off after Spock spontaneously started doing the 'mr bean dance' (larger than life hip thrusts)

[OceanPrincess]

We sing grace before we eat, it goes like this...
Thank you for the world so sweet, ho hum,
thank you for the food we eat yum yum,
thank you for the birds that sing-a-ling-a-ling!
Thank you God for everything, a-men!

Today DD sang "Thank you for the world so sweet, ho hum, thank you for the birds we eat, yum yum, thank you God for everything!"

[Teeki]

A creepy one from DD: she was helping DH lay the pipes for our sprinkler system, and he told her they needed to bury the pipes. She replied with "Yes, bury them so Mum won't find out." He asked if she buries things so Mum doesn't find out and she said yes! I have no idea where that came from as she doesn't dig in the yard!

[Jellyfish]

DD1 was giving me a cuddle and then suddenly goes "something smells like blood, maybe your baby house is leaving Mummy" lol.

[OceanPrincess]

Took DD and DS1 to see Frozen. At home:
DH: So DS1, what was the movie about?
DS1: There was a girl, she froze.