Funny things kids say & do

[Teeki]

DD came running in after daycare today and gave me a big hug, as usual. Then she got a gorgeous look on her face and whispered "Mummy, I'll tell you a secret!" I said ok, thinking it would be about the Christmas decorations they're making at daycare. But she got all excited, put her face right up to my ear and said "your birthday cake!"

ROFL it's my birthday tomorrow and nothing at all was happening because it was DHs 30th last Saturday. Turns out he'd ordered me a cake on the way home from daycare today and sh wasn't able to keep the secret!

[JLeigh29]

Teeki - that's cute! Do you have to act surprised tomorrow?

[Teeki]

Lol no, DH was there when she said it. I'm guessing it may be a little different though for him to go order and pay for it today, even though it's cheap, rather than just getting a random one tomorrow. I'm guessing a Woolies one with a message lol.

[Mummy_AllyK]

Not really funny but I got a BFP on a HPT yesterday, haven't told a soul other than DH (and on here where no-one knows me).
We were visiting a friend who is getting married next year and DH and I got married 2 weeks ago. My DS (who is 4) has been saying since the wedding he is going to marry me. So while at this friends house, to show her the cuteness, I ask who DS is going to marry when he grows up, his response this time "squirt" so I ask him who squirt is... "The baby in your belly now"... I had to try not to let out my news and cover up by saying "oh, really? If you say so"..

Kids intuition???

[Calluna]

Wrong thread

[~*familyof3*~]

Dd asked for a hug the told me ," This is the worst hug Ive ever had....i love you mummy". thanks dd

[Teeki]

Dd asked for a hug the told me ," This is the worst hug Ive ever had....i love you mummy". thanks dd

I'm cracking up laughing at that one! How do you hug badly?

[Teeki]

Dd asked for a hug the told me ," This is the worst hug Ive ever had....i love you mummy". thanks dd

I'm cracking up laughing at that one! How do you hug badly?

[HotI]

Kids intuition???

my dd told me i was pregnant, before i had worked it out.

[HotI]

Kids intuition???

my dd told me i was pregnant, before i had worked it out.

[~*familyof3*~]

Teeki - Mmm cake yum! How cute,bet she was just to excited And I have no idea how you can give a bad hug but apparently it was the worst haha

Mummy_AllyK - awww what a smart little man you have.

[~*familyof3*~]

Teeki - Mmm cake yum! How cute,bet she was just to excited And I have no idea how you can give a bad hug but apparently it was the worst haha

Mummy_AllyK - awww what a smart little man you have.

[~TT40~]

Spock: daddy
Dh: what?
Spock: daddy
Dh: what?
Spock: daddy
Dh: what?
Spock: daddy *repeat a million times*
Dh: WHAT?!?
Spock: hi! =D

[~TT40~]

Spock: daddy
Dh: what?
Spock: daddy
Dh: what?
Spock: daddy
Dh: what?
Spock: daddy *repeat a million times*
Dh: WHAT?!?
Spock: hi! =D

[Teeki]

Lol T! DD did that to me once, for most of a 3 hour car trip. At one point I got so sick of her yelling Mummy for no reason that I told her my name was Daddy. She immediately started yelling Daddy!

[wysiwyg]

my dd told me i was pregnant, before i had worked it out.

Mine too.

[Santosha]

Me: I love you
DS: (who had his 'no's on and is compelled to disagree with everything ATM)) NO! You not love me.
Me: Yes I do, you're my very favourite Harry*
DS: I NOT your favourite Harry
Me: but you're the only one I've got!
DS: Mmmm, yes. Maybe need to get a pretend Harry.

*For those who know me, yes, I am aware that's not his name. I'm tired, but not quite that tired!

[Santosha]

Double oddball.