"MMM! MMM! MMM! MMM! what's dat Mummy? Dats the alarm! Time for chocolate cake!"
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"MMM! MMM! MMM! MMM! what's dat Mummy? Dats the alarm! Time for chocolate cake!"
lol. I was playing woth Spock, she had a rubber star she was playing with but i started squeezing and making her Sophie Giraffe walk and squeek at her. Spock was pretty keen on the star (but i wanted to play with her) anyway she grabbed Sophie off me and looked at her looked at the star and then threw Sophie behind her and kept playing with her star!
...well i guess we arent going to play with Sophie then...
Sitting at the table with DS tonight and he complained of a sore tummy. Told him it was probably because he hadnt eaten anything all afternoon and to have some dinner. 5 or 10 mins later I asked him if his tummy ways feeling better. With a hopeful tone he replied-
"Um, no its still a bit sore, but it has a bandaid on it"
:rofl:
DS1 who has just finished his Prep year at school was asked for directions to the Christmas Carols. His response was "Preps are short. Look at the ground and follow them". DH and I had to giggle.
DS is really into buses at the moment. A few times a day he will find 2 books or dvds or cds and pretend they are the doors of the bus opening and closing. He also likes to imitate the sounds the banana bus makes when it stops. However last night we were sitting up the back of the bus and I was explaining to him about turbo he could hear.
This morning I woke up to him lying next to me, making turbo noises and pushing on my leg pretending it was the accelerator.
Mr4 talks a lot, but it's always the same stuff on repeat. The other day Poppy went over to look after him and his brother, and Mr4 answers the door and says, 'Welcome to our home.' Poppy was gobsmacked!
Spock got some blocks from her uncle, and in it was a little book full of cute and silly things kids say (only about 10 of them), my fave were:
"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V DOUBLE ME!! X Y Z" ~ John, 4 (B logical)
(will put more later..Spock is demanding me =) )
:rofl: soo cute!:
another one I liked was: "if the day I came out of your tummy is called my birthday, what is the day I went in your belly called?" (the book they are in are in the other room...I can't be bothered to get up and get it to find out age...sorry. but ill post all of them one day (only about 10))
This conversation has happened about 6 times in the last 3 days with various family members...
Family member: "What did you get for Christmas?"
DS: "Presents"
Family member: "What kind of presents?"
DS (obviously thinking the other person its rather stupid): "CHRISTMAS presents"
Double post
Just had to share this gem from DS (3.7) this morning.
DS: Dont go to work Daddy
DF: I have to go to work mate
DS after thinking for a couple of minutes: You're not allowed to go to work Daddy
DF: Well I'll tell <boss> and see what he says.
DS 5mins later: Did you call <boss> yet?
DF: No, I'll talk to him when I get to work and see what he says. Probably something like "if you dont come to work you wont have a job"
DS: Well Thats just stupid...
lmao .
Oh! How could I forget this one from a couple of weeks ago?!
DS spent all day complaining about his sore tummy. Gradually getting worse, to the point he was crawling on the floor crying and holding his belly like he couldnt stand up.
It was about 5:30 by the time I decided to take him to the doctor, and after ringing around we decided to take him to a nearby hospital ED that is usually pretty quiet. Thankfully it was and we were seen within 20mins. The doctor gave him the once over, told us everything seemed fine and sent us away with a sterile container to catch his wee in case he had a UTI.
Put him to bed that night still complaining.
The next day he seemed fine and I put it down to just one of those things. That is until mid afternoon when he said "I have a headache because I need a jellybean at the doctor"
Little con artist had been pretending ALL day so Id take him to the doctor and he would get a lolly! I dont even know how he came up with that!
DS- 4yrs was playing outside with our dog "buddy". He was trying ever so hard to get buddy to sit down and over and over told him to.
I pipped up "honey you have to say it more firmly, tell buddy to sit more firmly"....
in a much louder voice he says "Buddy sit down more firmly, buddy I said sit down more firmly! Buddy!"
lol. needless to say buddy did not respond appropriately. haha still makes me laugh.
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Oh my God I've been reading this thread and laughing out loud all day!!!!!
My ds9 was sleep walking. Came up to me and said "I'm Terribly sorry for the inconvenience, but my doona is covered in snot and I can't fly".
Of course not.
Hahahahah.:
I once sleep walked into my parents and yelled to turn off the light because I couldn't sleep, at 2am!
Hahaha, that's a classic!:
Miss H this morning (just over 2yo) *rips her nappy off* "Halp!! I nay-kill!"
Yes. You are naked.
My dd who is 2 ran into the kitchen yesterday with no knickers on, sat on the floor and proceeds to tell me that she has found a hole in her lady bits! I then had to explain to her about womens body parts and had to list off all the girls in her life that would also have one!!! Her nana is already getting questions today about hers!
Conversation between E and Granma this morning as retold to me after work. Apparently E had taken herself to the loo but hadnt totally closed the door and hadn't put on the light. Mum leaned in to turn on the light through crack in door and asked if E was ok. This is what Granma THOUGHT was said...
G: you ok?
E: just having a p*ss
G: what did you say?.
E: just having a p*ss
G: E, you should t say that, you should say having a wee or a pee
E: No Granma, I just want some PEACE and quiet!
Mummy lol'd. LOTS!!
DH & DS were in the shower. DH was sitting on the ground and DS was pretending to wash his hair. DS said "Daddy, you have head in your hair". Another year older and a little bit balder. Poor DH :lol:.
Dd goes "when your bodycells are fat you cannot wear skinny jeans"
Im thinking what the heck are they teaching her at school
She proceeds "when youre body cells are fat and drinking water doesnt help then you need fatblaster max"
@.@
DS (5) put his fingers into a little running stream after all of the rain. He was so excited and explained "It's my first time touching water - real, WILD water!".
Miss 2yo is currently on bedrest with a sprained ankle. She's come out with some good ones :)
Me: Hows your foot?
H: My walk's all gone!!
*asking for a toy that's right next to her on the couch*
Me: You can reach it! It's next to you
H: No. I sad.
She's currently obsessed with that Trouble song by Taylor Swift. She walks around yelling "I want Trouble!!" and when it's finished "Trouble all gone!!"
DD's latest thing is looking at us very intently to make sure we understand and saying "I'll be back". When we say "Ok, you'll be back" she waves, says seeya and goes behind her cubby house. When she comes out the other side she throws her arms in the air and yells "you're back!" So cute :)
love the cute stuff kids come out with!
E asked for a slice of bread after dinner tonight (i swear she has hollow legs!) - anyway, i told her she'd have to wait half an hour cos i thought her tummy was full and we'd see if she was still hungry later. a little bit later she said "daddy, my full's not tummy, please i have some bread?"
after laughing at the mix up, she got her slice of bread lol
'Nanna's got hanging down skin on her neck so that makes her old' - DD1 (4yrs)
DD (5)was being quite rude and then asked when Easter was. I said a couple of days and she had better hope the Easter bunny didnt just see what she was doing. Her reply. "So what mum he doesn't have a list".
DS3 (7). He wrote me a poem written inside a love heart that says. I love you mum, I don't know how you have the time tomdomeverything and still have time to love me. (Seriously the sweetest moment)
DD (5)was being quite rude and then asked when Easter was. I said a couple of days and she had better hope the Easter bunny didnt just see what she was doing. Her reply. "So what mum he doesn't have a list".
DS3 (7). He wrote me a poem written inside a love heart that says. I love you mum, I don't know how you have the time to do everything and still have time to love me. (Seriously the sweetest moment)
Sorry forgot one
DS1 (13). I asked him if he felt like mowing the backyard. It's not a job that is his but thought he might like some money so offered him $10. He mowed for about 10 minutes and then stopped asked for the $10 and said I could finish it off :). (No he didn't get his $10 and dh finished the yard off lol
DS2 (9). I love you so much mummy I think my heart is full
At my DD's kinder they have had a wooden hospital set up lately, and i think there have been a few discussions about going to hospital to have babies.
My SIL is also pregnant at the moment. DD said to me 'SIL going to hospital to get her baby out?'.
'I think so, sometimes babies are born at home and sometimes in hospitals' I replied
'Yeah, but SIL doesn't have a swimming pool at her house, so she will have to go to hospital. Maybe we could lend her ours instead?'.
So, i think her theory is - you have a swimming pool /birth pool you can stay home, otherwise you have to go to a hospital.
On a similar theme, i had the sound of a video running (a doco on birthworkers) and the voice on the video said something about 'cutting the cord'. DD piped up "don't cut the cord, oh, they always cut the cord!'. I think she will be a strong advocate of reducing premature cord clamping or lotus birth.
DS on nursery rhymes:-
"Falanana bumbidoo, falalnana bumbidooo, falanana, falanana, [something inaudible] momomo-er"
"Old MacDahdah had a farm e-i-e-i-oh, with an oink oink here and an oink oink there here an oink there and oink, everywhere an oink oink, Old MacDahdah had a farm e-i-e-i-oh, with an oink oink here..." repeat x 50
"Incy Wincy spider, climbed up the spout down came the rain and dried up all the rain, so Incy Wincy spider climbed up the spout again"
"The engine it goes brum, brum. The engine it goes brum, brum. Brum brum, chka-chka brum brum! I'll take you riding in my car...
The horn it goes BEEP BEEP, the horn, it goes BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP chka-chka BEEP BEEP! I'll take you riding in my car!
The winscreem wipers go squish squish. The winscreem wipers go squish squish! Squish squish chka-chka squish squish, Ill take you riding in my car!"
Bonus points if you can guess the songs, lol
DS on nursery rhymes:-
"Falanana bumbidoo, falalnana bumbidooo, falanana, falanana, [something inaudible] momomo-er"
"Old MacDahdah had a farm e-i-e-i-oh, with an oink oink here and an oink oink there here an oink there and oink, everywhere an oink oink, Old MacDahdah had a farm e-i-e-i-oh, with an oink oink here..." repeat x 50
"Incy Wincy spider, climbed up the spout down came the rain and dried up all the rain, so Incy Wincy spider climbed up the spout again"
"The engine it goes brum, brum. The engine it goes brum, brum. Brum brum, chka-chka brum brum! I'll take you riding in my car...
The horn it goes BEEP BEEP, the horn, it goes BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP chka-chka BEEP BEEP! I'll take you riding in my car!
The winscreem wipers go squish squish. The winscreem wipers go squish squish! Squish squish chka-chka squish squish, Ill take you riding in my car!"
Bonus points if you can guess the songs, lol
Watching Mummy get into the bath the other day: 'Lets play the whale in the pond game. You're the whale in the pond!' I'm only 14 weeks! ;)
Last night, DS had a big drink of juice with his dinner. When it was time for bed, he took himself to the toilet. When he was done he yelled out to me, "Mummy! Just water came out my willy, not wee". I couldn't help but :rofl: I keep telling him he needs to drink more water :)
Spock was chewing the head of a plastic polar bear and she came up to me, and offered me some polar bear, I saidno thanks. She then shrugged said what sounded like 'oh well' and continued biting it as she walked away.
Amelia cracks me up on a daily basis now, but one that comes to mind ATM is the other day... She woke me up rather roughly, eventually slapping me. Open my eyes, ready to crack it at her for hitting, and she looks at me with the sweetest smile and says "what's up?" :rofl: Little bugger :lol:
Miss H has taken to yawning and saying "I tired, Mum. I tired!" or if I yawn "You tired, Mum. You tired!"
We were travelling down to the mornington peninsula last week and a truck cut us off and we missed the exit to the West Gate. DH had a massive tantrum (lol!) and H starts yelling from the backseat "F*** it! F*** it! We say F*** it, Daddy! We do!"
I was laughing too much to correct her....